HUMOR Digest - 27 Aug 1997 to 28 Aug 1997

Date: Wed, 27 Aug 1997 03:10:14 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Golf Humor

The man stranded on a desert island couldn't believe his eyes when a beautiful woman in scuba gear appeared on the beach.

"Help is on the way." she said "Is there anything you need in the meantime ?"

"Well..." the man said, "I can't remember the last time I had a smoke." Whereupon the girl unzipped the sleeve of her wet suit and tossed the guy a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.

Lighting up, he said, "A drink sure would go good with this." The girl unzipped the leg of her suit and produced a beer.

"I'll bet it's been ages since you played around too." she said, unzipping the front of her suit.

"Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there !!!" he replied.

After a really terrible round of golf the player said, "I think I'll just go drown myself in the lake."

"I doubt you could keep your head down that long." said his caddy.

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow had gone directly in.

They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions he asked, "OK, so who was playing the yellow ball ?"

The golf pro trying to teach the young miss the proper stance and swing, had somehow gotten his zipper tangled in the back of her shorts.

After many unsuccessful attempts to free it, the embarrassed couple lock-stepped to the clubhouse for assistance.

A German Shepherd laying on the lawn jumped up, got the garden hose and turned it on them.

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