HUMOR Digest - 28 Aug 1997 to 29 Aug 1997

Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 05:20:48 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: "Of" and maybe "By"; but not always "For"

Just think... the entire World was created in just six days,
Senate confirmation not being necessary.

A Pentagon Press Office Officer was being questioned over the recent revelation that the multi-billion dollar B-2 Bomber could not get wet and maintain its invisibility to radar.

"I'd like to be evasive on that, but I've been ordered not even to do that." he replied with a solemn face.

One of the hardest things for most Federal Government Officials to remember about money matters is that it does.

These days Washington seems to be filled with two kinds of people:
those trying to get an investigation started,
and those trying to get one stopped.

A Congressman sent out questionnaires to his constituents asking what the voters thought was the most important thing that Congress could do.

A surprising number of replies came back saying "Mind its own business."

One Senator denies that he is a "me too" kinda guy. "Having been thru college and attained my Master's," he replied, "I think of myself as an 'I also' type of individual."

Actually the hardest job Congress has to do is get money from the taxpayers without disturbing the voters or campaign contributors.

Statesmanship is different than politics.
Politics is the art of getting along with people;
whereas Statesmanship is the art of getting along with politicians.

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