HUMOR Digest - 29 Aug 1997 to 30 Aug 1997

Date: Fri, 29 Aug 1997 03:57:21 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr 
Subject: Egocentric Boss ?

* If he should ever change his faith,
   It'll be because he no longer thinks he's God

* Someone should tell him the difference
   between pulling his weight and throwing it around

* He likes well informed individuals as employees:
   Those whose views coincide with his own

* At least his employees don't have to fear automation,
   Machines can't listen and nod agreement

* When he brags he's a "Self-made Man",
   You can't help but wonder who interrupted him

* But there's a up side to being a "Self-made Man",
   Just accept this as an apology and let it go at that

* Lots of people have success go to their heads --
   But his went to his mouth as well

* I mean this guy is so egotistical,
   He even signs his name to anonymous letters

* I wish he had to pay taxes on what he thinks he's worth,
   The National Debt would all but disappear

* He's always singing his own praises;
   Odd though, it's an unaccompanied solo

* He always hires people who like what he likes --
   HIM

* Just the other day he said no one could fill his shoes;
   Seems to me a pair of shoe trees would do just as good a job

* Just remember, all that bragging is only the patter of little feats

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