HUMOR Digest - 30 Aug 1997 to 31 Aug 1997

Date: Sat, 30 Aug 1997 03:57:48 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: JimJr Quickies

* Whenever Mrs JimJr & I go to a party, at the door, she always sez:
   "Now remember to apologize to the host before we leave tonight"

* Our neighbor, Kim, asked Mrs. JimJr the other nite:
   "What does your husband want to be when he grows up ?"

* In a way, I'm kinda fortunate. I mean I could go completely crazy,
   And no one would even notice.

* I never knew AWOL meant "Absent with out Leave" in the Navy
   I always thought it meant "After Women or Liquor"

* I've never been concerned about lengthening my days,
   Personally, I'd much rather prolong my nights

* As a kid, I never liked to play "Post Office"
   I preferred "Pony Express",  because there was horsin' around

* Thru the years I've learned quite a bit about women
   Mostly from what I've been able to pick up

* It may well be true that beauty is only skin deep
   But that the hell... that's fine with me -- I'm not a cannibal

* When I was a teenager, I named my convertible the "Mayflower"
   Quite a few puritans came across in it

* Haven't heard my favorite song from the 50's in years though:
   "I'll Be Seizing You in All the Old Familiar Places"

* I may or may not be the voice of Sexperience But...
   I have devoted the best leers of my life solely to women

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