HUMOR Digest - 31 Aug 1997 to 1 Sep 1997

Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 05:33:21 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Chatterboxes

* Chatterboxes can talk 50% faster than most people can listen

* Most non-stop talkers are a constant source of earitaion

* Bores regard free speech not as a right, but an obligation

* Some people broaden their minds to lengthen their conversations

* Talkers think a pause in the conversation is a social indiscretion

* Some speakers lecture for an hour w/o any notes -- or any points

* I wish the expenditure of words had to equal the income of ideas

* You can count on Columbia Yuppies to respond to any wordy cause

* Most gossips have the narrowest minds and the widest mouths

* A displaced Texan I know enters a room shooting from the lip

* I'd like to find out who gives "the gift of gab" to others, and WHY ?

* Did ya ever wonder if a "conversationalist" gets a sunburnt tongue

* Gabbers get hurt feelings if you talk while they're interrupting

* With some, if you think before speaking, you'll never get a word in

* Odd that most "men of few words" take an hour to tell ya they are

* After meeting some chatterboxes I swore off tongue sandwiches forever

* Some people don't engage in conversation, they syndicate it

In closing, I have to comment on the biggest wind-bag of all time:

The American people have President Clinton to thank for the new PCs with the super large hard drives. See, none of the older models were large enough to hold any of his speeches.

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