HUMOR Digest - 7 Nov 1997 to 8 Nov 1997

Date: Fri, 7 Nov 1997 04:12:24 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Mouths of Babes...

A professor at London University, just appointed to a new post in the United States, informed his three-year-old daughter that she would soon be making her home in America.

That night, when her parents heard her prayers, the little girl started with, "Good-bye dear God, I'm going to America."

Young lad at dancing school to girl sitting on a chair: "I'd like to challenge you to the next dance."

My neighbor's two youngsters built a club house in their yard. On the wall in plain lettering was a list of the club rules. The 1st one read: "Nobody act big, nobody act small, everybody act medium."

Small boy to playmate, as a really pretty lil' girl passes by: "If I ever stop hating girls, I'm gonna stop hating her first !"

A day care center was reviewing the classic nursery rhymes with the children. They were encouraged to memorize them and try to recite for the rest of the class the next day.

One girl started out with, "Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curves away."

A six-year-old came home one day full of praise for her new swimming instructor. Her Mother asked how old he was. The girl thought for a moment and replied, "I'm really not sure Mommie. He's either a late teenager or an early man."

Holding tightly to her Father's hand, a little girl peeked cautiously from the rim of the Grand Canyon into the mile deep abyss with its tumbling peaks and gorges. Recoiling, the youngster gasped: "Golly Daddy, what the heck happened here ?"

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