HUMOR Digest - 17 Nov 1997 to 18 Nov 1997

Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 03:36:07 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore Female Logic

Blonde shopping for new furniture to salesman: "And to think, they made all of this out of those crinkly lil' walnuts."

"Oh darling," the Yuppette said tearfully, "Doris next door just got a brand new BMW."

"And I suppose," her husband replied, "that you want one even better, correct ?"

"Well dear," she pointed out, "it would be a lot cheaper than moving, wouldn't it ?"

Woman to neighbor: "I'll tell ya Faye, I've done everything I can to get my weight down without success. I've decided to just learn how to be jolly instead."

Woman to hairdresser: "Tint the gray hair black, color the black hair blonde, then put just a streak of gray through the center so it'll all look natural."

One of a threesome of bimbos to cab driver: "Would you mind driving another twenty cents worth ? Three just won't go into six dollars and ten cents evenly."

I happened to be behind two businessmen and one young woman who arrived at the door to an office building simultaneously. The one man passed right through the door, but the second hesitated.

Sensing his uncertainty, the young woman piped up, "You go right ahead -- I'm liberated."

Woman diner to friend: "I haven't lost much weight since I've been counting calories, carbohydrates and fat content, but my math sure has improved."

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