HUMOR Digest - 20 Nov 1997 to 21 Nov 1997

Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 03:38:53 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gone Fishin'

Wife to husband while fishing: "I don't know, it still seems to me that the boot you caught yesterday put up more of a fight than that inner tube you caught today."

While I've not been very many times, I do enjoy deep sea fishing and have been fairly lucky in catching some good ones.

To give you an idea, one time I caught a Marlin so big, it took a power winch to land it and a crane to get it off of the boat. There were no scales large enough to weigh it, but to give you an inkling of just how large it was, Mrs. JimJr took a photo of the fish, and the picture weighed 7 pounds.

I would have had it mounted, but none of the walls in our home were big enuff to display it.

Wife to her husband returning from a weekend fishing trip:
"Gesundheit ! What else did you catch ?"

Wife after returning from fishing trip with husband to neighbor: "I did everything all wrong again today -- I talked too much and too loud. I used the wrong bait. I reeled in too soon and I caught more than he did."

Shivering wife to husband while ice fishing: "Tell me again how much fun we're having -- I keep forgetting."

(All purpose fish story)
I've seen the mighty __________ off Acapulco and the battling __________ along the Florida Keys fight for _____ hours. I've seen a maddened __________ swamp a dory off Wedgeport. But for sheer __________ as well as ___________, I've seen nothing that can equal, pound per pound, a __________ like the one I caught at __________ last __________.

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