HUMOR Digest - 23 Nov 1997 to 24 Nov 1997

Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 02:39:21 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Happy Anniversary

With its continuing interest in the Internet, the local media in Baltimore Maryland descended upon the residence of Mrs JimJr when it was learned that her husband had posted jokes daily for a year on this date, breaking all previous records world-wide.

When asked how it felt to be married to JimJr, Mrs JimJr promptly responded, "Who ?"

One message I received on the occasion was from a group of Nazi feminists who said I had set the women's movement back ten years with all my sexist humor posted on here.

Damn !!! And all this time... I was shooting for 30 at least !

One thing I've learned on here and that's the true feeling of total exhilaration. It's that feeling you get when you think of a REALLY funny joke, & before the one when you realize what's wrong with it.

I have a devoted fan in Nova Scotia who almost always sends me an e-mail concerning my jokes. One morning, I got a message from her about how great the jokes were for the day.

I sent back a message that I hadn't posted them yet.

She sent a note right back saying that due to the time difference, they had already appeared there.

I've posted comments before from my fan mail, but this one has to be another classic: "Sir, I have read your material for about a year now, and have come to the conclusion that it should not be lightly tossed aside. It should be thrown with great force."

In retrospect, I guess the funniest thing that happened to me on here this past year was the response I received to my Spanish in Brazil joke. ("Americans Wandering About") I should like to personally thank all 247 people who wrote to clarify the official language of that country.

At least, now I know that Latin is spoken in Brazil, and not Spanish.

("The Police")

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