HUMOR Digest - 27 Nov 1997 to 28 Nov 1997

Date: Thu, 27 Nov 1997 03:35:50 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Worse than Ya First Thought

The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.

"Don't worry," the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white collar crime too."

"Well, that's a relief." sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading."

"Oh nothing fancy like that for me." grinned the convict. "I just killed a couple of Priests."

The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible.

"Well..." said the Engineer, "I met this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and we ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all nite."

"OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but why are your eyes so red ?"

"Well..." said the Engineer, "turns out she was married and had a baby at home. She started crying, and I started thinking about my own wife and kids, so I cried too."

"I see." chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How come you still appear so ragged ?"

"Well..." said the Engineer, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5 times a day for four days and not look like this."

The Yuppette from Columbia Maryland had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all. Hearing rumors about her, the husband confronted his wife and accused her of sleeping with all of the top level managers.

"Now that's entirely false." she cried. "I took the easy route and slept with anyone who mattered at least twice."

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