HUMOR Digest - 8 Jul 1998 to 9 Jul 1998

Date: Wed, 8 Jul 1998 03:38:45 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Young Teens

He was the typical school jock: talk, dark and hands.

Isn't it odd that most teens these days are so knowledgeable and well informed that they don't even have to study.

The teenager approached the sales clerk in the dress shop with a large bag.

"My Mother likes this outfit -- may I exchange it ?"

Seems like all the teenagers these days are trying to "find themselves".

Well, I can understand that I guess, but tell ya what -- they sure look in some weird places.

The 14-year-old was going to her first formal dance and modeled her dress for her Father.

"Cindy !" he said, "Either that dress is cut way too low, or you're not in it far enuff."

The 13-year-old had a beau, but it seemed he hung out at her house more for the food than romance.

One afternoon the girl told her mother, "Harry seems more interested in food than me. Is there any kind of perfume that smells like peanut butter ?"

The 15-year-old daughter brought home a young Naval Aviator to meet her parents. During dinner, the pilot happened to mention that he was from Glen Burnie.

The Mother said, "What a coincidence. My husband and I lived there 18 years ago when we were first married."

The pilot got a strange look on his face and changed the topic of conversation. The daughter fell strangely silent.

After he left, the teen said, "Thanks a LOT Mom. I told him I was 18. Now I'll have to tell him that I was illegitimate."

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