Top Ten Things Not To Say To a Cop When You're Pulled Over 10. Back off Barney, I've got a piece. 9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky? 8. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! 7. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. 6. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy! 5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 4. Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen? 3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 2. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me? and the number one thing that you should not say to a cop when you're pulled over is ... 1. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special! Nothing but Jokes by Nauman Faridi