I'm Lulus, Sulus's EVIL twin brother. Since I've been busy trying to steal the Klopman Diamond I haven't been able to work mutch on MY homepage all I have is my EVIL phrase of the week my "Destructo Page", and some tales. Enjoy!
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Truly Evol Tales
Hello kiddies! Our first tale is a particularly ghoulish one! It is about a young boy who dreams to conquer the world! He starts his quest by getting out the Encyclopedia. "D" for Destruction! Nyahahahaha! He discovers that he should start his destruction by doing petty things. He decides that stealing chromies off of bikes and selling them was a good way to get cash. After he had enough $FUNDAGE$ to buy an Ak-47 and a shotgun. This boy soon held up banks and kazoo factories. He soon found himself overflowed by $FUNDAGE$! What did he do with this fundage? He bought some prime property in one of the swankiest parts of Port Radium, N.W.T.(in Canadia). There he found an abandoned mansion and turned it into his private lab from which to conduct his evol experiments. He made cyborgs to help him take over the earth and a death ray to zap whatever he wishes. He soon made more and more bases around the world! This tale is a tale of I; it is a tale of Lulus!
That last tale was a tale of the way i got into the supervillain business. This next tale is of my expedition to Mars and my conquering of Swaziland!
Hello kiddies! I am know going to tell you how this boy's trip to Mars, the planet of the god of war, involves the melting of Earth's polar caps and of the conquest of Swaziland. When this boy hitched a ride on an Alien warship to Mars he found that these aliens did not want to rule or even visit Earth! This was great for the boy! He was glad he had no other contenders for the throne! When he arrived at Mars he got right to work in finding the fuel that is nessecary in a death ray. When he got home he got right to work on the ray of doom. With this death ray he detonated Swaziland's nuclear stockpile causing radiation throughout the Indian Ocean! Nyahahahaha! He sent cyborgs to create a new base, an evil treehouse of doom! He then began to slowly melt the polar caps. This will raise sea leve nearly 6" worldwide by the year 2047 A.D.! Will this cause the world to succumb to this young man? You will not know before 2047, but I will, for this tale is a tale of I; it is a tale of Lulus!