Dr. Smooth's Home Remedies for Common Squareness

Hey all you cats! Are you square or is someone you no square? Well Dr. Smooth has all the answers about those who have trouble being hip. Let's have a little Q and A with the coolest daddio around.

A little "Smooth Q and A"

Q: Where did you get your degree? (Geeky in Greenwich)

A: Dr. Smooth went to The Los Angeles University of Smoothness.

Q: What did you major in? (Loser in L.A.)

A: Dr. Smooth majored in squareness disorders.

Q: The girls at school make fun of my frizzy hair! (Poofy in Portland)

A: Dr. Smooth thinks you should SLICK it back or go all the way and do a 'fro.

Q: What's the smoothest movie around? (Siskel in Hollywood)

A: Dr. Smooth likes Brain Donors.

for more ?s email Dr. Smooth

Smooth Med School

Hey all you hep cat's! Do you want to be a smoothness doctor? Well Dr. Smooth has his own little smoothness med school. If you diagnose these symptoms email Dr. Smooth and he'll post your answer and tell you if your right. Every now and then Dr. Smooth will put the answer on as well as more symptoms.

Symptoms: Rotting, hair & nails still growing

Diagnosis:???

Symptoms:Knife stuck in back, dead

Diagnosis:???

Symptoms: Bad dreams, poops alot

Diagnosis:???

Symptoms: Every now and then a finger, toe, ear, nose, etc. falls off

Diagnosis:???

Syptoms: spewing blood every which way but loose

Diagnosis:???

email Dr. Smooth if you know the answer.