Hey all you cats! Are you square or is someone you no square? Well Dr. Smooth has all the answers about those who have trouble being hip. Let's have a little Q and A with the coolest daddio around.
A little "Smooth Q and A"
Q: Where did you get your degree? (Geeky in Greenwich)
A: Dr. Smooth went to The Los Angeles University of Smoothness.
Q: What did you major in? (Loser in L.A.)
A: Dr. Smooth majored in squareness disorders.
Q: The girls at school make fun of my frizzy hair! (Poofy in Portland)
A: Dr. Smooth thinks you should SLICK it back or go all the way and do a 'fro.
Q: What's the smoothest movie around? (Siskel in Hollywood)
A: Dr. Smooth likes Brain Donors.
for more ?s email Dr. Smooth
Smooth Med School
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Symptoms: Every now and then a finger, toe, ear, nose, etc. falls off
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email Dr. Smooth if you know the answer.