Dumpweed

It's understood, I said it many ways

Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay

I said I'd leave, I could never leave her

And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her

But this I ask, it's what I want to know

How would you feel, if I should choose to go

Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely

Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare

Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here

On the go, it's way too late to play

I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice

My dad used to give me all of his advice

He would say "you gotta turn your back and run now

Come on, son, you haven't got a chance now

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare

Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here

On the go and it's way too late to play

I need a girl that I can train

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare

Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here

On the go and it's way too late to play

I need a girl that I can train

Need a girl that I can train

Turn your back and run now

You haven't got a chance now

Need a girl that I can train

Need agirl that I can train

Turn your back and run now

You haven't got a chance now

Don't Leave me

Don't leave me all alone

Just drop me off at home

I'll be fine, it's not the first

Just like last time, but a little worse

She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about

She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down

I said don't let your future be destroyed by my past

She said don't let my door hit your ass

One more chance, I'll try this time

I'll give you yours, I won't take mine

I'll listen up, pretend to care

Go on ahead, I'll meet you there

She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about

She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down

I said don't let your future be destroyed by my past

She said don't let my door hit your ass

Let's try this one more time with feeling

One more time with feeling

She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about

She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down

I said don't let your future be destroyed by my past

She said don't let my door hit your ass

Don't leave my all along

Just drop me off at home, and I'll be fine

Aliens Exist

Hey mom, there's something in the backyard

I hope it's not the creatures from above

You used to read me stories

As if my dreams were boring

We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real

I'd leave my closet door open all night

I know the CIA would say

What you hear is all hearsay

I wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you

I am still the skeptic yes you know me

Been best friends and will be till we die

I got an injection

Of fear from the abduction

My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies

Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation

Information, nice to know ya, paranoia

Where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

Twelve majestic lies

Family Reunion

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat

I fucked your mom

And I wanna suck my dad

and my mamma too

oh, is this thing on

Going Away to College

Please take me by the hand

It's so cold out tonight

I'll put blankets on the bed

I won't turn out the light

Just don't forget to think about me

And I won't forget you

I'll write you once a week she said

Why does it fell the same

To fall in love or break it off

And if young love is just a game

Then I must have missed the kick off

Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything

But I'd go through hell for you and

I haven't been this scared in a long time

And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine

Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody

This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me

I'll think about the times

She kissed me after class

And she put up with my friends

I acted like an ass

I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer

Is my picture still hanging in her locker?

What's My Age Again?

I took her out

It was a Friday night

I wore cologne

To get the feeling right

We started making out

And she took off my pants

But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by tv shows

What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

Later on

On the drive home

I called her mom

From a payphone

I said I was the cops

And your husband's in jail

The state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call ID?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

And that's about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me?

I never wanna act my age

What's my age again?

Rich Lips

Please, mom You ground me all the timeI know that I was rightAll along

And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun

You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you

It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do

They can't trust me because I blew it once before

Shit, dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed At least one time

Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It's been awhile Since I have used that line

You couldn't wait for something new

And yesterday I thought of you

It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away

It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose

A boy who went out when he finished all his chores

Nothing to do

They can't trust me because I blew it once before

(Alright)Nothing to lose

A boy who went out when he finished all his chores

Nothing to do

They can't trust me because I blew it once before

Blow Job

It would be nice to have a blow job

It would be nice to have a blow job from your mom

Untitled

I think of a while ago

We might have had it all

But I was so stupid then

You needed time to grow

But now just as things change

As well my feelings do

In time things rearrange

I am so sick of chasing you

But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose

You make me regret those times I spent with you

And playing those games as I wait for your call

And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

It's not a change of pace

This time I'll get it right

It's not a change of taste

I was the one there last night

You have your other friends

They were there when you cried

Didn't mean to hurt you then

Best friends just won't leave your side

But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose

You make me regret those times I spent with you

And playing those games as I wait for your call

And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

It's not a change of pace

This time I'll get it right

It's not a change of taste

I was the one there last night

When I needed you most

When I needed a friend

You let me down now

Like I let you down then

So sorry, it's over

Voyeur

And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow

The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change

I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow

I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate

(And I wish)

I wish she'd be more kind now

I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down

I've seen everything there is to be shown

I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down

The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet

She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now

Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf

(And I wish)

I wish she'd be more kind now

I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down

I've seen everything there is to be shown

I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many

The rush of waiting is burning in my head

Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week

He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window

Her dad is big and I've never seen his face

I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow

My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

(And I wish)

I wish she'd be more kind now

I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down

I've seen everything there is to be shown

I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many

The rush of waiting is burning in my head

Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week

He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

(1, 2, 3, 4)

Pathetic

I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it

A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home

There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting

I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone

You got, you got, you got to help me outAnd I'll try not to argue

No one, no one, no one likes a drop-outMistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, this is where I belong

I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting

If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove

Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing

I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move

You got, you got, you got to help me outAnd I'll try not to argue

No one, no one, no one likes a drop-outMistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different, this is where I belong

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong

I think I'm different

Adam's Song

I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all

I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside

The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months, I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again

You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside

The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never conquered, rarely came
Tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside

The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait 'til I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

Peggy Sue

I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room

Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you

And as your head gets all cluttered inside

Try to stay awake

Everything they say are lies

That's all the shit that you ever have to take

So hold in all your aggresions

Because your grinding your teeth on down to

The bottom of your chin

It's not easy or so damn pleasing

To not laugh at everything they say that

They tell you what to be you're not alone

I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do

It's not the same reason why that

Makes you change the things that you once knew

As your head gets all cluttered inside

Give more than you take

Everything they say are lies

That's all the shit that you ever have to take

So hold in all your aggresions

Because your grinding your teeth on down to

The bottom of your chin

It's not easy or so damn pleasing

To not laugh at everything they say that

They tell you what to be you're not alone

You say you want to take off your shoes and

Walk barefoot down the street

Just to be the things that you can be

Just live for one more week (Go!)

You say you want to take off your shoes just to

Walk barefoot down the street

Just to be the things that you can be

Just live for one more week

So hold in all your aggresions

Because your grinding your teeth on down to

The bottom of your chin

It's not easy or so damn pleasing

To not laugh at everything they say that

They tell you what to be you're not alone

Wendy Clear

Let's take the boat out on the bay forget your job for just one day