Música Phoebe

Cante a música da Phoebe e divirta-se!!!

 

110 - "The One With the Monkey"

And my mother's ashes
Even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jaaaaaaar
123 - "The One with the Birth"

And They found their bodies the very next day
They found their bodies the very next day...

603 - "The One With Ross's Denial"

I found you in my bed,
How'd you wind up there?
It's still a mystery,
Little black curly hair.
Little black, little black, little black, little
black... little black curly hair.
111 - "The One With Mrs. Bing"


You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have go to say...

 

107 -  "The One With the Blackout"
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me that is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy
Lalalalalala...
212 - "The One After the Superbowl"
Sometimas men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then they're bisexauls
Tough some night say they're kidding themselves
Lalalalalala...
There'll be times when you get older
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But Don't
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
123 - "The One with the Birth"
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resnt you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry...

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear...

...And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas
206 - "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
He was a double, double, double-jointed boy
314 - "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"

Jingle bitch screwed me over
Go to hell jingle whore
Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell
206 - "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
(pause)
As needed!
212 - "The One After the Superbowl"
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la-la

Little Tony Tarzan
Swinging on an nose hair
Swinging with the greatest of ease....

My sticky shoe
My sticky, sticky shoe
Why you stick on me, ba-a-bay?

**Two snaps**
I, I'm still waiting for my papier maché man

Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.
110 - "The One With the Monkey"
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...
206 - "The One With the Baby on the Bus"

Stephanie knows all the chords!!
206 - "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
(time passes by)
And you're all invited to bite me!
401 - "The One With The Jellyfish"
...fuschia and mauve
Those are the 66 colours of my bedroom

206 - "The One With the Baby on the Bus"

Smelly Cat

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not they favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses

 

208 - "The One With the List"

Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.
(time passes by)
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide

 

 

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