ALICE

Alice, the main character, is a freshmen art student. She's friendly and a little dopey.

NIKKI

Nikki is Alice's roomate. She is the stereotypical disproportioned east asian school girl who drinks too much sake. The two are often seen together. Alice wonders how Nikki turned into as asian and grew so much. Nikki is a functioning alchoholic. She drinks, throws up, and passes out constantly.

DERRICK

Derrick is Alice classmate. He doesn't say much and he always has his pet squirrel with him.

WDTC

The General, The Overlord, and Rival Zero all have some plot to take over the world with their self made military.

NINJA

The ninja is The Generals close friend and undercover body guard. The Ninja is usually trying to kill somebody and sneaking around.

MIZARK

Mizark is cursed with eternal life...however it comes in the form of endless re-incarnation in the same body as the same person...the same stupid person. Mizark speaks fluent ebonizzle mixed with some other stuff he made up. He is hated by Rival Zero and The General who both use him as target practice as soon as he re-incarnates and says something stupid. The ninja also kills him just for fun.

JUDY

Judy has split personalities. One personality the stereotypical white cheerleader type. The other is the stereotypical angry black man...except she's not black and is a woman.

LEROY

Leroy is the Overlords brother. Unlike the Overlord Leroy dislikes most people and isn't part of the WDTC. Leroy uses the powers of the hardness such as mind control to get what he wants from other people. He attempts to traine Alice in the ways of the hardness. He also possesses an old thermal nuclear device.

MAG

Mag hates her full name and so everybody calls her Mag. She wants to be a vampire but hasn't got there yet. Mag can't use the hardness but possesses her own ways of forms of mind control.

Dr.MARK

One of the art teachers. Dr. Mark is goofy and can be dumb sometimes. he hates landscapes, and unoriginal art work. If you draw comic style art, you'll pass his class.

Dr.GERALD

Dr. Gerald is the Logic teacher and isn't seen around much. He is a Jedi Master...somehow...and is friends with Dr. Mark.

Silent Samuri

Who is this silent samuri, why doesn't he talk.
He is self trained in the squirrel style. He possesses a legendary sword cut from the teeth of an ancient monstrous squirrel. The blades, like rodents teeth, are ever growin and must be used excessively in order to keep them at a sensible size.
Though he doesn't talk he communicates by spinning his sword and angling it through the air to make sounds. He also hates The General for some unknown reason.

Space Pirates

Space Pirates are a group of people who moved into outer space to steal from passin ships and get rich. One problem...There's nobody else in space.
Space Pirates are known for their hatred of ninjas and lazer beam eye patches.

Dark Ninja

The Space Pirates ultimate revenge. One ninja was kidnapped and injected with Space Pirate DNA. The result a ninja with super strength, fiery eyes and poison smoke for breath. One problem...it hates Space Pirates and everybody else.