The Hand
You're probably thinking, what the heck did they put in my drink last night? Yes this is a section about THE hand. Who's hand you ask? Mr. Nick Carter's hand of course. I'm sure you've read the Rolling Stone magazine with the Boys on the cover (the most recent) and probably didn't want to know all that was said in it. But, my friend, Jen (cuz!), gave me this idea about dedicating a special part of my site to Nick's hand. She made me laugh, she made me cry (that's because when I laugh really hard I cry and sometimes pee my pants but that's a whole other story!) and so I shall dedicate this section to Jen the Retard (lol)! So you're still thinking, what a pervert! A section for Nick Carter's hand? Yes! I may be crazy for doing this but gosh darnit, I'm gonna do it anyway! So please, enjoy my special presentation of: The Hand of Nick Carter!! If you have any pictures or articles relating to THE hand, please send them to me...thanks! Here we go....
I'm proud to announce that "The Hand" has won an award at the NicKaos Awards! Thank you so much to everyone that voted! You all don't know how much this means to me. Thanks again!
The Inspirations (hehe)
Thanks Jen!
An excerpt from the infamous Rolling Stone article:
...And as a team player, far be it from Howie to reveal the name of the groups most frequent masturbator. He'll laugh and giggle about it, but his lips are most definitely sealed.
"OK, I rub one out every once in a while," Kevin drawls, "but if one of us is a chronic masturbator, it's Nick."
All the boys are in the hotel, and with Nick Carter thus singled out, all hell breaks loose. When the riot's over, Nick rolls his eyes and says, "Why does it have to be me? You know you all do it just as much as me."
"Well," says Kevin, "I'll put on the pay-per-view every now and then and check it out."
Suddenly one of the other Boys starts singing a song from the disco era. "We're coming out," goes the tune. "I want the world to know…"
And then Nick says, again, "Why does it have to be me?"...
Quotes
"My hand dumbass!" - Nick talking to Howie
The Hand Motto:
Different strokes for different folks!
inspired by a commercial from Home Depot (thanks H.D. guys and thanks to Jen for listening to the t.v. at just the right moment!)
More Pictures of the Hand
Oh no! Not the others!
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