| Season Five Buffy: "Ha! Touchdown! Oh yeah. Go team me." Riley: "Anybody ever tell team you the quarterback throws like a girls?'" Buffy: "I do?" From 'Buffy Vs. Dracula' Buffy: "Who are you?" Dracula: "I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula." Buffy: "Get out!" From 'Buffy Vs. Dracula' Buffy: "You think i don't watch your movies? You always come back. I'm standing right here!" From 'Buffy Vs. Dracula' Buffy: "I'm outta here. Riley and i are going to the movies." Joyce: "Okay. Have a good time." Buffy: " What are doing here?" Joyce: "Buffy? If your going out why don't you take your sister?" Dawn and Buffy: "Mum!" From 'Buffy Vs. Dracula' Dawn: "Nobody knows who i am. Not the real me. It's like, nobody cares enough to find out. I mean, does anyone ever ask me what i want to do with my life? Or what is my opinion on stuff? Or what restaurant to order from?No. Underline. Exclamation point. Exclamation point, exclamation point. No one understands. No one has an older sister who's the Slayer. People wouldn't be so crazy about her if they had to live in the same house with her every single day. Everbody cares what she thinks. Just 'cause she can do backflips and stuff. Like that's just a crucial job skill in the real world. Plus mum lets her get away with everything. 'You're sister's saving the world.' I could so save the world if somebody handed me super powers... but i'd think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones, which Buffy doesn't even. If this town wasn't so lame everyone would completely know what she does. And then i bet they wouldn't even be that impressed, because like, killing things with wood? Oh, scary vampires, they die from a splinter?" From 'Real Me' Biker vamp: "I've always wanted to kill the Slayer." Buffy: "And i've always wanted piano lessons. So really, who's suprised we have all this unexpressed rage? But honestly? I think i'm expressing mine better. Tell you what..you find yourself a good anger management class...And i'lljam this pokey wood stick through your heart. I think that sets the world speed record for closure." From 'No Place Like Home' Buffy: "Your're not my sister." Dawn: "Yeah! Like i even want to be related to you nasty self-" Dawn: "Ow1 What are you doing?" Buffy: "What are you?" Dawn: "Get off me!" Buffy: "You want to hurt me?" Dawn: "Let go of me, you freak!" Buffy: "Then you deal with me." Dawn: "I'm telling mum!" Buffy: "Yopu stay away from my mother!" From 'No Place Like Home' Dawn: "When i was younger, i used to put my chopsticks in my mouth like this, and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, 'I'm the slayer, I'm going to get you!" From 'Into Thev Woods' Willow: "Xander's my best friend!" Anya: "Oh, and you don't want anyone else to have him. I know what broke up him and Cordelia, you know. It was you! An your lips! Willow: "No it was not! Well, yes it was so, but.. that was a long time ago. Do you think i'd do that again?" Anya: "Why not?" Willow: "Well, hello, gay now." From 'Triangle' Buffy: "How was school today?" Dawn: "Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredem and despair." Buffy: "Just how i remember it." From 'Blood Ties' Dawn: "I just think your freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you. That is the case right?" Buffy: "Glory is evil. And powerful. But no way prettier than me." From 'Blood Ties' Buffy: "Are you okay? Did she hurt you?" Dawn: "Why do you care?" Buffy: "Because i love you. You're my sister." Dawn: "No i'm not." Buffy: "Yes you are. Look, it's blood. It's Summers blood. It's just like mine. It doesn't matter where you cam from, or, or how you got here. You are my sister. There's no way in the world you could annoy me so much if you weren't.' From 'Blood Ties' Hank: "Oh, come on now, Buffy. She's nothing to be afraid of." Lil' Buffy: "Who's afraid?" Joyce: "Don't you want to be the big sister?" Lil' Buffy: "No, i want to be the baby." Joyce: "Ohh...." Lil' Buffy: "Doesn't she lool funny? Like a wrinkly old granpa." Joyce: "Like this.... okay, support her head.. there you go! We're calling her Dawn." Willow: "Dawn." Lil' Buffy: "I ... i could be the one to look after somtimes... if you need a helper. Mum? Can i take care of her?" Joyce: "Yes, Buffy, you can take care of her." From 'The Weight of The World' |
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