"Two To Go" and "Grave" Andrew: "What about Warren?" Anya: "She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forrest doing it. Now she's coming here, and the two of you are next." Andrew: Oh my god. Warren." Jonathan: Oh my god. Me! Guard!" Xander: "Boys, if you don't knock it off, i will pull this car over, and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here." Spike: "Here we are now, entertain us." Andrew: "I could summon a demon to kill her." Xander: 'And i could smack you so hard that your eyeballs would switch sockets." Andrew: "You think your little witch buddy's gonna stop us? You saw her, she's a truck-driving magick mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawaburgers, and not one of you bunch has the midichlorians to stop her!" Xander: "You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?" Anya: "The annoying virgin has a point." Anya: " She doesn't care if you live or die." Xander: "Guess you two have something in common." Anya: "I care if you live or die, Xander. I'm just mot sure which one i want." Buffy: "You're attacking the people who love you now?" Willow: "Only the ones in my way." Buffy: "Back off before someone gets hurt." Willow: "How about i back off right after?" Giles: "I'd like to test that theory." Willow: "Uh-oh, daddy's home. I'm in wicked trouble now." Giles: "You have no idea. You have to stop what you're doing." Willow: "Sorry, can't do that.Not finished yet." Giles: "Neither am i. Stay down." Willow: "Remember that little spat we had before you left? When you were under the delusion that you were still relevant here? You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well buckle up, Rupert. 'Cause I've turned pro." Buffy: "What did you do ?" Giles: "Contained her and her powers within a binding field. It puts her in a kind of stasis for the time.... You cut your hair." Giles: "Figments?!" Buffy: "All of it!You, Sunnydale... and i was just some nutcase in L.A." Giles: "Of course, well, why didn't we see it before?" Giles: " I should have never left." Buffy: " No, you were right to leave. We're just stupid." Giles: "I know you're all stupid. Bu t i should have never abandoned you." Dawn: " I don't believe you." Xander: "Fine." Dawn: "He wouldn't do that." Xander: "Is this blind spot, like, a genetic trait with you Summers women?" Buffy: "There's too many. I can't take them all. Dawn, will you help me?" Dawn: " What? You think i have never watched you?" Xander: "Hey, black-eyed girl. Whatcha doing?" Willow: "You can't stop this." Xander: "Yeah, i get that. It's just, where else am i gonna go? You've been my best friend my whole life. World gonna end, where else would i be?" Willow: "Is this the master plan? You gonna stop me by saying you love me?" Xander: "Well, i was gonna walk you off the cliff and hand you an anvil, but it seemed kinda cartooney." Willow: "Still making jokes." Xander: "I'm not joking. I know you're in pain. I can't imagine the pain you are in. And i know your about to do something apocalyptically evil and stupid and, hey, still wanna hang. You're Willow." Willow: "Don't call me that." Xander: "The first day at Kindergarten, you cried cause you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far- ending the world not a terrific notion- but the thing is, yeah, i love you. I love crayon breakey Willow, and i love scary veiny Willow. So if i'm not getting out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I've earned that." Willow: "You think i won't?" Xander: "It doesn't matter. I still love you." Anya:"Xander?" Giles: 'Yes, it was he who got to her in time. He saved us all." |