Disclaimer: I don’t own Final Fantasy 7. . .wouldn’t it be cool if I did but I don’t all the rights belong to Playstation and well not to me.

Note: I love this game and think it’s one of the best games ever made. This is not a bash piece against the fans of FF7 it’s just meant to be funny.

How Do you know when Your obsessed with Final Fantasy 7?

When:

1. Your obsession with Tifa goes beyond normal and you build a shrine to her in your closet.

2. You are afraid to play with your little sister/brother in the sand box because your afraid the Ruby weapon will attack you.

3. You see Mr. T on T.V you smile and say “So Barrett decided to go into Television after all.”

4. You try to ride an ostrich at the zoo thinking it is a black Chocobo.

5. You climb to the roof of a church and try to fall through the clearing.

6. You go to a church and try to plant flowers at the alter.

7. You go to a church and ask the preacher where you can find Aeris.

8. You try to replace your arm with a machine gun.

9. You make a large stuffed Mog doll and dress in a cat suite.

10. You ride the Mog doll around town, hit people with a megaphone, and say “I’m a fortuneteller.”

11. You claim that your rock collection is actually rare Matira.

12. You laugh inappropriately when you Breed Chocobos.

13. (For girls) You name your favorite female character after yourself in order to be the one to go on the date with Cloud.

14. (For Guys) You name Cloud after yourself so that you can date Tifa in the game.

15. You call your science teacher Professor Hojo and try to fight him with your ruler burner.

16. You call your mother Jenova, die your hair with and start carrying around a long sword.

17. You hide in your basement claming that you should remain asleep since you let the woman you loved die.

18. You hide in the basement, call yourself Vincent, and wait for a blond boy named Cloud to let you out.

19. Refer to your High school/ College Shinra Company and try to organize a band of underground freedom fighters called Avalanche 2

20. You run around town terrorizing your neighbors pets and attacking their cars thinking that they are monsters.

21. Call yourself a Cetra and run around the park shouting “Can’t you hear it. The planet is speaking! Ah yes it’s trying to lead us to the promised land.”

22. You Tattoo Tifa’s name in an inappropriate place and insist on showing it off.

23. You dress like Yuffie and then try to shop lift. When caught you say “I needed to sell this stuff for Materia.”

24. Claim that Cloud should be a new member of “Backstreet Boys”

25. Your Playstation starts to smoke from constant usage.

26. The characters on the screen are referred to as your close personal friends.

27. When you start to claim that the characters of FF7 are telling you that you are the next leader of the world.

28. When the characters in the game ask you for a break.