How Do you know when Your Obsessed with Pokémon

 

Disclaimer: I love Pokémon and this is in no means a bash piece on the game. . .the anime is another story. I don’t own Pokémon Nintendo does. This is meant for humor not for offence. This list was a little hard to make up; I tried to be as original as I could. This list is a bit longer than normal.

 

 

How do you know when your Obsessed with Pokémon?

When:

  1. You go to the park you start hurling tennis balls at the animals in an attempt to “Catch them all.”
  2. You are speed down the highway and are pulled over by a police officer and you tell him that you were trying to escape from Team rocket.
  3. You feed your dog chilly peppers thinking that it will make him breath fire like Growlithe.
  4. You wait outside the theater for six days waiting to see the premier of the next movie, and during that time you sing the theme song over and over again.
  5. You set up a surveillance system to monitor the local Wall-Mart with hopes of snagging the next game and when it finally comes you push little children and grandmas out of the way to get it.
  6. You run up to cheerleaders and ask them to call you Gary and follow you around.
  7. You don’t brush your hair and keep your eyes closed at all times to better imitate Brock.
  8. You go to a rock quarry and scream “AHH! Onyx run for your lives” every time you see a bolder.
  9. You Get Misty's name tattooed across your chest and ask your girlfriend to call you a Pokémaster.
  10.  You see a mouse and try to make it battle your cat.
  11. You try to get your cat to walk on its hind legs and talk.
  12. You call your principle/ Dean/ Ra Giovanni.
  13. You build a shrine to Officer Jenny and call the police station in hopes of talking to her.
  14. You write to the pope asking to declare Nurse Joy as the patron saint of Pokémon.
  15. You catch a duck and tie a Leek to its wing and call it Farfetch'd.
  16. You take all your little sisters stuffed animals and set them up in the back yard in the hopes of luring wild Pokémon to you.
  17. You get some pokémon trading cards and cover your walls with them.
  18. You write a Fanfic.
  19. You ask your mother for some Poké-geare and to keep track of time for you.
  20. You ask your father to give you the keys to his car so you can drive your cheerleader friends around town and make fun of anyone named Ash.
  21. You purposely were a Pikachu costume and sit in the middle of your room rocking back and forth saying “Oh great one tell me the secret of the thunder wave attack.” Over and over again.
  22. When asked if you want a Hamburger you scream and shout “Oh no your eating my Tauros.” And run outside.
  23. You take your Gameboy with you every where you go while Playing Gold or Silver thinking that if you set it down you’ll miss your train.
  24. You go to the mall and ask a store clerk to show you where the pokémon center is.
  25. After finding out that there is no Pokémon store you shout that your pokémon need to be healed and hold up the mouse you had battle your cat.
  26. You jump off your trampoline and shout, “Team Rocket’s blasting off again.” And purposely land in a tree.
  27. You laugh immaturely when you drop off your Pokémon at the breading center.