List of How to know if you’re obsessed with Zelda 64

Disclaimer: I don’t own Zelda 64 Nintendo does

1. You name your cartridge and sleep with it under your pillow, and before you go to sleep, you whisper to it, “You’re the only one for me.”
2. You buy a roster and a wolf and train them to crow and howl so that you’ll know when it’s morning and when it’s nighttime.
3. You buy a green tunic and were it
4. You buy a green tunic and never take it off
5. You try to hit your car with your Gornons hammer when it didn't start.
6. You secretly go to a cattle farm, steel a cow, and then try to shove it into a hole in the ground because you think that the secret grotto needed one.
7. You call your professor Gannon and try to shoot arrows at him.
8. You do your thesis on the rupee exchange.
9. You play the game so long that when you finally stop you find that Armageddon has already occurred.
10. You stand perfectly still in your mothers flower garden holding a broom handle hoping that a butterfly will land on it and turn into a fairy.
11. You try to get free milk from the store by playing Epona’s song and when the manager asks you to stop, you toss walnuts at him hoping to stun him.
12. You go outside at night and look up at the moon and scream “Quick it’s about to hit. Where’s my Orcania?”
13. On Halloween, your careful not to put on a mask since you know it will change your form.
14. When you write fanfics (ha ha)
15. You stick your head in a lake and try to shout for a Zorro.
16. You head over to your neighbors and start to cut down his garden in search of rupees and life hearts.
17. You go to bed with your hands still on the controller saying “If I don’t save the world then who will?”
18. You run out into the forest searching for your forest brothers and sisters the Kirokie (spelled wrong sorry).
19. You go to the aquarium and try to get the whale to let you into it’s mouth for a fish so you can save the Zorro Princes.
20. You make a list like this one.