My Cheesburger
(to the tune of the cheesburger song by Mr Lunt)
He said to them he'd like a computer
And he might like a nice one as well
She said to him I can't give you either
And he said isn't this DELL
She said yes it is but we're all out
And we never had nice ones at all
He said I am in a big hurry
But I guess I could go somewhere else
Cause your his Cheesburger
His nice lookin Cheesburger
He'll look for you yeah
He'll look for you oh
You are his Cheesburger
His giant Cheesburger
He'll look for you
Oh he will look for you
He went on to one or two more stores
None of them had what he wanted
After hours of searching and waiting
His car was running out of gas
How could he do all this in one day
He really needed to get away
Cheesburger please do not be lonly
He'll search again after his break
Cause your his Cheesburger
His 2.4GHz Cheesburger
Be back for you
He'll be back for you
Won't be so long Cheesburger
Oh lovely Cheesburger
Be back for you
Oh he'll be back for you
Cause he loves you Cheesburger with all his heart and there ain't nothin gonna tear you two apart.
And if the world suddenly ran out of mice, he would get down on his hands and knees to see if someone accidentally dropped a mouse in the dirt and he would wash it up for you, wash it up for you, clean that dirty mouse up just for you.
You are his Cheeseburger!!!!!!!!!