2003 K Stars Babe Candidates
![]() Helena "Bonzo" Bohnam Carter A tasty choice to be sure. Certain front runner save for the fact she's dating Tim Burton. |
![]() Cathy Rogers Co-Host: Full Metal Challenge Another Brit. She's a little more respectable 'cause she loves mechanical things. But her makeup and fashion sense leave something to be desired. |
![]() Gabrielle Reece Perenial favorite amungst the K Star crew. Poor taste in men only downside. She is pretty fricken' hot, however. |
![]() Marisa Tomei Nowhere on radar screen 'till last year. Where was she when I was eighteen years old? |
Claudia Black A sure-fire replacement for Chi, especially with her enhanced funba...Well, this smacks a little too much of repeating ourselves. |
![]() Erin Collins Survivor Babe rudely voted off island. Has that "Hello Sailor" figure. |
![]() Michelle Yeoh She'll either kiss you or kill you. Either way, you're set for life. |
![]() Winona Ryder A "Shawn" Special, this former star will love you as long as you got somethin' to steal or get high on. My kinda chick. |
Gigi Edgley Not bad, cute smile, a little on the waif side but...HEY! I don't care if your not "wearin' the grey" woman, you're can't be the Babe again! |
![]() tom servo Full-figured, likes sunny days and walks on the beach. How can we go wrong with...HEY! |
Meet
the Judges
Our capable judges
will determine who will win the 2003 K Stars Babe of the year contest.
They are well qualified
and looking forward to this job.
![]() Stud-Boy Been around since the K Stars were founded. He thinks he's hot stuff and looking at the way he dresses himself, whose to argue. |
![]() William Shatner Shown here during his "Salad Days", Bill is certain to test each candidates fitness and sensabilities during this contest. |
![]() R. Lee Ermey He'll keep this contest on the up and up. Or he'll have our #ss! |
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Chiana 2000/2001 |
![]() Shirley "Don't Call Me Shirl" Pifko 2002 |