2003 K Stars Babe Candidates



Helena "Bonzo" Bohnam Carter
A tasty choice to be sure.  Certain front runner save
for the fact she's dating Tim Burton.

Cathy Rogers
Co-Host: Full Metal Challenge
Another Brit.  She's a little more respectable 'cause she loves mechanical things.  But her makeup and fashion sense leave something to be desired.

Gabrielle Reece
Perenial favorite amungst the K Star crew.
Poor taste in men only downside.  She is pretty fricken' hot, however.

Marisa Tomei
Nowhere on radar screen 'till last year.
Where was she when I was eighteen years old?

Claudia Black
A sure-fire replacement for Chi, especially with her enhanced funba...Well, this smacks a little too
much of repeating ourselves.

Erin Collins
Survivor Babe rudely voted off island.
Has that "Hello Sailor" figure.

Michelle Yeoh
She'll either kiss you or kill you.  Either way, you're set for life.

Winona Ryder
A "Shawn" Special, this former star
will love you as long as you got somethin' to steal
or get high on.  My kinda chick.

 

Gigi Edgley
Not bad, cute smile, a little on the waif side but...HEY!  I don't care if your not "wearin' the grey" woman, you're can't be the Babe again!

tom servo
Full-figured, likes sunny days and walks on the beach.  How can we go wrong with...HEY!

Meet the Judges
Our capable judges will determine who will win the 2003 K Stars Babe of the year contest.
They are well qualified and looking forward to this job.


Stud-Boy
Been around since the K Stars were founded.
He thinks he's hot stuff and looking at the way
he dresses himself, whose to argue.

William Shatner
Shown here during his "Salad Days",  Bill is certain to test each candidates fitness and sensabilities during this contest.

R. Lee Ermey
He'll keep this contest on the up and up.  Or he'll have our #ss!

 
Past Babes of the Year

Chiana
2000/2001

Shirley "Don't Call Me Shirl" Pifko
2002