| Filk - Side 1 Song parodies set in short fan fiction form |
| Author: Minnie Rating: PG Fandom: Roswell Category: Tess/Max Disclaimer: I can sing to you about how I don't own them. But I'm tone deaf so I'll just say it ... Not mine. No infringement intended. Notes: Please do not archive elsewhere without permission. Spoilers for Departure. A parody of the song 'Send in the Clowns'. To Brandi who asked for filk. Archive Date: 6/2/2001 SEND IN THE CLONES Isn't it weird? We aren't a pair You there on the ground Me flying through mid-air Where are the clones? This can be bliss What, you don't approve? You who keep sleeping around You who can't lead Where are the clones? I think I want the clones. Just when I thought You opened the door Finally knowing The baby I carried was yours Us getting together again Amidst all the noise Yes, we're in line But you are not there. Don't you love this farce? Not my fault this time I thought that you'd want what I want - Sorry, my dear. Where are the clones? Quick, I'd rather have the clones. Why are they not here? Isn't this rich? I think you're queer Losing your virginity this late In your career? Oh, where are the clones? I want the clones Well, maybe next year... Original Lyrics: Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air. Where are the clowns? Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around, one who can't move. Where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Just when I'd stopped opening doors, finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours, Making my entrance again, with my usual flair, Sure of my lines, no one is there. Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear. I thought that you'd want what I want - sorry, my dear. And where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns. Don't bother, they're here. Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career? And where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Well, maybe next year... Author: Minnie Rating: PG Fandom: Roswell Category: Gen - Liz Disclaimer: I can sing to you about how I don't own them. But I'm tone deaf so I'll just say it ... Not mine. No infringement intended. Notes: Notes: Please do not archive elsewhere without permission. Spoilers for Departure. The song involved is 'Memory' from the musical Cats. To Brandi who asked for filk. Archive Date: 6/2/2001 MEMORY Midnight, Liz is walking on the pavement Has Max lost their memories? Liz is walking alone In the lamplight, only shuddered gasps collect at her feet And she then begins to moan Liz, all alone in the moonlight She smiles at the old days Things were beautiful then She remembers the times she knew what happiness was And wants the memory to live again But every streetlight seems to be a great big warning She hears them mutter, "It's all in the gutter" "And soon you will be mourning" She looks for daylight, for the sunrise She thinks of another life … Alex And decides not to give in When morning comes, she won't forget Alex's memory So a new quest will begin. Burnt out from non-dreamy days She wakes to the cruel smell of morning The old street light dies Those magic nights are over A new union is forming. Liz P, she will make Max see Even if she stands alone with a memory Of her days with Alex If she shows him, maybe he'll understand what her quest is Not stop her before "it has begun." Original Lyrics: Midnight, not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory She is smiling alone In the lamplight the withered leaves collect at my feet And the wind begins to moan Memory, all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember a time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again Every streetlamp seems to beat a fatalistic warning Someone mutters in the streetlamp gutters And soon it will be morning Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise I must think of a new life And I musn't give in When the dawn comes tonight will be a memory too And a new day will begin Burnt-out ends of smoky days The stale, cold smell of morning The streetlamp dies Another night is over Another day is dawning Touch me, it's so easy to leave me All alone with the memory Of my days in the sun If you touch me you'll understand what happiness is Look a new day has begun Author: Minnie Rating: PG Fandom: Roswell Category: Gen - Kyle Disclaimer: I can sing to you about how I don't own them. But I'm tone deaf so I'll just say it ... Not mine. No infringement intended. Notes: Please do not archive elsewhere without permission. Spoilers for Departure. The song involved is Zip-a-dee-doo-dah' from the Disney movie The Jungle Book. To Brandi who asked for filk. Archive Date: 6/2/2001 KYLE TURNED GAY Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My oh my Kyle just turned gay Max looks like he's heading that way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Ms. DeLuca's on the right track It's the truth, it's actual Everyone needs no manual Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My oh my Kyle just turned gay Max looks like he's heading that way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Ms. DeLuca's on the right track It's the truth, it's actual Everyone needs no manual Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Oh what a feeling, Kyle just turned gay Original Lyrics: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My oh my what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine heading my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder It's the truth, it's actual Everything is satisfactual Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My oh my what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine heading my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder It's the truth, it's actual Everything is satisfactual Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Wonderful feeling, feeling this way HOME ROSWELL FAN FICTION FAN FICTION |