"World Peace can only be bought at the defeat of everyone else"
"A Paradox is not two opposing forces, but our mind's inability to connect them."
"Games are for playin'; women are for lovin'."
"Laziness is its own reward."
"When it comes right down to it, when everything is said and done, no one will ask you if you wrote a novel from cover to cover or if you had the nicest car. They won't ask if you got with more lovers than they or if you had the most money. They won't ask if you went to church every day or if you went at all. They only question they'll ask is smoking or non-smoking. I only pray you'll be able to answer 'non'."
Other People's Original Quotes
"How is it your toenails achieve more on my desk chair while I'm away to see Maurice?" - Sean Fitzpatrick
"If money were the most important things, we'd all be born with a publicist and a swiss bank account, but they aren't. Family is the most important thing. That's why we're all born with parents" -Sean Cox
"In your loneliest, most solitude times... there is one who is always there. He will hold you when you're down, brush away your tears, and be there when mom is far away. Many times we miss him because we aren't looking for him, but Jesus will never give up. So why do we give up on our best friend and father?" -Katie McClamma
"When Life gives you lemons, pick them up and throw them back." -Auston Adams
"Music will make you believe anything." -Joshua Johnsen
"If life is like a box of chocolates, then why does everything taste like chicken?"
-Jake Wake
"I may look dumb, but I'm not intelligent." -Ryan Andrews
"James Bond could've been like me." -Justin Kent
"Sleep Sweet." -Jessica Welshymear
"Love is like jumping into the ocean with cement shoes on. There is no hope."
-Dusty Eide
"Love is like a red fox in the forest hunting for food. Its fur coat will get it through the winter." -Peter Dusan
"Does he know about my commitment?" -Ashley Hartung
"All or nothing!(when Jesus is concerned)" -Jody Bringhurst
"In being consumed, a candle gives off life." -Audra Jordan
"Funny beans!" -Justin Anderson
"Go big or go home!" Jourdan Whistler
"Life; I act like I know what I'm talking about." -Joseph Crisostomo
"Live in the dorms to start new friendships." -Yuki Shirasaua
"Love is like a dove; a bird waiting to get shot." -Dan Palmquist
"Love won't last. Hate will." -Todd Furlong
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -Winston Churchill
"You will never find love; it can only find you." -Chris Neal
"In the end, it doesn't matter; the fancy words or your intelligence. It only matters if you won the battle!" -Mark McKay
"When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm better." -Marques Maben
"Get drunk on Jesus." -Ruth Larson
"I don't march to a different beat. I am the beat!" -Matt Davenport
"Expect to find joy by surprise, because you'll never find what you aren't looking for."
-Beriah Empie
"A true leader knows how to follow." -Jeremiah Blue
"Hang on to true friends with both hands." -Chantelle Frank
"If people understood, they'd understand more." -Crazy Red (a drifter from Colorado)