Ok, lemme tell you what this sites about if you havent figured it out already. Basically I think Avril is a poser and a hypocrite. Ill explain why later. The quick version on why I think this is because she dresses like a wannabe punker, yet the music flying out of her mouth is 100% pop. shes more pop then Britney! Yet she continues to deny this obvious fact, and keeps up her little "punker rawk girl" image. Its really pathetic. Oh and those stupid fake little tattoos she draws on oh my...If youve ever heard the song complicated before youd think of some cristina augularia/Britney pop girl image. But nnoooooo this song is "punk rock!!" phish please dont gimme that! That song is played on the radio for one reason and one reason only, its whats mainstream right now and shes just tryign to fit the "in" image as well. Sorry dahlin! didnt ur mom every tell you , you cant do 2 things at once. Give up that wannabe image, before I start to get nauseous.

And I havent even got started yet, this is just the tip of the icebreg, trust me. Oh and to make this clear for all you Avril mainstream worshippers, I dont hate the chick I just hate how she portrays herself as somethign she is clearly not. Hey isnt that what the lyrics in "complicated" talk about? Thats where the hypocrite parts comes into play, but ill save that for lata.

Wannabe punk rocker
Ok do I even have to explain the title, wannabe punker thats all she is. She goes to the "cool punks clothing stores" dresses up in some chick punker clothes and fingers the camera, and thinks this gives her the right to call herself punk. Um think agian, theres also this thing called oh lemme think, its coming oh ya MUSIC STYLE, one thing she lacks. No use for a name, The Sex Pistols, good charlotte, Avril Lavigne,The ataris, phenixTX, Greenday. Hmm its doesnt take a genious to figure out what name doesnt belong. Come on!
Ok and her Image one word POSER. From her little fake skull and crossbone drawn on tattoo's to her neck tie cliche, its all a a big facade. And one thing what is up with that hand thing, eagle eyes or whatever the hell, she does in like every pic and every single interview grrr it drives me totally wacky! YOUR NOT COOL. lol i just cant take this lameness any longer!..Ive said this before and Ill say it agian just becuse you dance around wearing punk clothes, fliging your hair around and trashing a mall(from the complcated vid). THIS DOESNT MAKE U A PUNK ROCK STAR.

The Fake
The only reason why shes dressing in her little skater outfits and dancing around her gutair(she doesnt actaully play it live or anytime else for that matter) is because dressing up in those clothes and parading around the mall is what sells. Shes trying to be somethings shes not to sell more records. Give it up! I can see right through your dickies, ties and studded arm bands. Avril is just liek the rest of the chick pop singers besides the fact thats she in denial.
Sk8ter Boi?? LMFAO sorry I just had to add that in..whats up with the spelling, trying to be a k-rad punk3r!!

"Her" Lyrics
Ohtay! I shouldve called this section "Her song writers lyrics and a few lines by Avril" cuz thats in fact what they really are. Just look at her freaking CD insert and look at who all the lyrics are wrote by.. Her name is beside a few of them and just take a look at the lyrics in those songs, I think that speaks for itself
Lets Take a Look...

"If I could say what I want to say I'd say I wanna blow you... away Be with you every night Am I squeezing you too tight If I could say what I want to see I want to see you go down... On one knee"

-"Things Ill Never Say"

LMAo ok I dunno if I was the only person that noticed this but is it just me or is she adding like sex innuendos in there..the id say i wanna blow you "away" part. Its like shes added in the words so her music can be played on mtv.. and the other one, I want to see you go down.."on one knee" maybe I just have a sick mind..(ya thats prolly it) but im seeing all this nasty trying to be cool stuff in her songs.

"I never spend less than an hour, Washin' my hair in the shower, It always takes 5 hours to make it straight, So I'll braid it in a zillion braids, Though it may take all friggen day, There's nothin' else better to do anyway."

-"My World"

uhhhh wow this confused me ALOT... ok lemme get this straight..it take 5 hours to make your hair straight and your complaining about it..then you say ur gunna braid it in a zillion braids and this is supposed to take less time then the 5 hours it takes to straighten it? uhhh and u dont have anything else better to be doing? hmm no friends to call i guess , oh well. And why the f*ck are u singing about your damn hair do ppl actually need to hear about how long it takes you to wash your hair, I certianly dont!.

"you used to hug me But that wasn't the case Everything wasn't ok I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with a lost stare That's when I decided [chorus] Crying out loud I'm crying out loud Crying out loud I'm crying out loud"

-"losing Grip"

Arent you supposed to have all these cool chick songs bout power and not letting anyone mess you around, yt this song talks about you crying cuz some guy broke up with you or sommat, one word PATHETIC.

"That I can't not be what I am I'm not the milk and cheerios in your spoon Its not a simple hearing but not so soon I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen And a little more green But its amazing what a couple of years can mean"

-"Nobody's Fool"

Hmm she definitly had something to do with the lyrics in this song. Shes giving cheerios a bad name, wtf is this crap..I wonder can she even understand it..yes spoon and soon, fourteen and green kinda rhyme but arent lyrics actually supposed to make sense and not just have rhyming action going on.. What a dumb song..:|

Ok Im getting really disgusted/mentally unstable looking at all these Avril Lavigne lyrics just cuz some of them are so utterly stupid..If you want to read all of her lyrics click here. Ok i agree she definetly had a part in writing them. No professional song writer is that bad.*I hope >.<*. Anyways In her words "your trying to be cool, but you look like a fool to me." Wow Avril thank you for summing that up so beautifly I couldnt have said it any better myself.

Her "Bad" Mouth
From dissing Britney and say the word f*ck etc on radio and interviews (oooo u bad little girl you.)Also it seems 95% of the stuff that comes outta there is either a.) contradicting herself or B.) talking like a complete moron. I found this quote originally from YM magazine "It bugs the hell out of me when people say I'm not punk. I never claimed to be." LMAO plueaseee you hear everyday in interviews, tv shows, she gets mad when ppl call her pop shes going off about how punk rawk she is! If shes punk rawk then michael Jackson must be reggae. "I dress cool and I look hot, and if you dont like it suck it." Another quote form yours truly Avril! ahaha Your hot?? lmfao and suck what exactly, is there something your not letting out to the public?

Her Gutair Playing Abilities
har har har was this meant to be like a big joke or what cuz its hard NOT to find this funny. Her gutair player is with her WHEREEVER she goes. All her Tv apperences have yet to show her playing the gutair..pluuease, stop fooling youself. Do you ever see her playing the gutair and singing helll no. That would require being "talented". Avril cant stop talking about how much she plays the gutair but still has yet to prove it. Ok all you Avril lovers, open up your cd covers and turn to the song credits and look for the gutair player credits for each song...OH LOOKIE MY ME..hmm it seems only ONE song has her name under those credits. Wow shes lyke uber phunk mayn.

Her Disrespect
Ok there are a few things that ive heard going around how she disses very succesful singers in the music industry. First ill start with a few comments she mad about Britney Spears during a recent interview with Chart Magazine. "I mean, the way she dresses — would you walk around the street in a fuckin' bra?" and "Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like a showgirl. She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho. Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going to do." K im not standing up for Brittney I agree she does dress liek a ho on stage lol, but as a fellow musician i think you have to have a certian degree of respect for other artists and Avril definetly lacks that. This quote is from an Avril articleI was reading today.."Today, I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me. I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly, or boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney." Um hello can u get anymore conceided then that, you COULD NOT and never WILL BE Britney you dont have the looks or the talent or the respect. HAHA ok Im just browsing though some interviews and I find this one question about Britney..""What do you think of pop stars like Britney and Christina?"

All I can say is if I'm in my room, that's not the kind of music I would listen to. But I'm not dissing them. I'm proud of what they did. I respect that they've made it because it's really hard. I respect them so much for all the hard work they've put into everything. I'm not even halfway there, and it's so much work! So I really admire them. Good for them!"

omg lol And in the above quote from the interview with chatattack mag she says completely the opposite about Brittney. It seems to me if the interview is with a well known business, shell act all angelic..but then the real Avril pops out when shes interviewed by lesser known places. Avril runs her mouth like the energizer battery it just keep going and going and she doesnt think before she spits out crap about other artists. Also Ive heard stuff about her dissing Alanis Morsette ( an EXTREAMLY talented artist), shakira and Michelle Branch? This is so incredibly rude. I dont see how people can overlook all of this and still like her..it confuses the bejeezuz outta me.

Misc Shiznit
K I didnt know where to stick this but I dont knwo how many of you watched the MTV Video Music Awards but I did and like the rest of you Anti Avril ppl were completly repulsed at the accounment of her name for "Best New Artist" *gag* Anyways what repulsed me even more was when Kelly(from American Idol) Went over to hug her and give her the award, Avril like grabs the award and pushes Kelly off to the side! I dont know who else caught that but OMG! Can she possible get anymore rudder..Well its Avril Lavigne were talking about here so chances are high. </body> </html>