[later]

boy: so leik tehn she just leik.. walked away
Avril: omg that preppi snob! she leik, totally sux!
boy: ya
avril: kant she c that u r kewl? u play teh geetar
boy: i no! will u go out wit me, avril?
Avril: sure! i have leik, no standards!!!
boy: wooot!!

[later....still...]

Manager: Avril, the public is starting to catch on that you are actually a pop singer, and not a rocker at all.
Avril: how can taht b? in all my photos i open my mouth really wide liek i am yellin.
Manager: yes, but-
Avril: and i stoled a fry from teh mall security guard in teh video!! taht iz towtalli HARDKORE!
Manager: it sure is, but your managers, producers, songwriters, parents, lawyers, and advisors think that you should sing slightly heavier song to maintain your image.
Avril: YA I WIL SHO EVERY1 HOW HARDKORE I AM!!!!!!

[in the studio.........later.........still....]

guatarist: this melody is weak, but if we throw in some background harmonies, no one will noice.
songwriter: except in order for that to work, Avril has to sing in tune everyone: OH CRAP!!!
producer: wait! we can use the magic of studio technology to make her sound relatively good on the recording!
Avril: but what about teh live showz?
producer: oh, those will sound horrible, but by that point your fans wil be too brainwashed to notice.
avril: kewl
songwriter: ok avril, lets work on the lyrics! avril: k, its leik about tihs ballet chik who really really sux!
guatarist: ya she liek turned me down becoz she iz preppi
songwriter: uhhh..huuuhhh....ill take it from there, go brush your hair or somthing avril.
Avril: Leik, OMG!!! i loooovee making my hare purdy!!!

[much later....still....ya..]

radio: HE WUZ A SK8TR BOI SHE SED C U L8TR BOI-
us: oh crap, now everyone will think Canada sucks....

[The End?? if only...]