Two blondes were flying in a four engine plane. As they were sitting there, the attendant spoke through the speaker and said, "Just to let you know, one of the engines just quit, but we'll be okay, we'll just take 2 extra hours to get to our destination." So the plane flies on and before long the attendant announces that the second engine just quit, but the other two engines will hold them up. they'll just take 4 more hours. A few minutes later the voice comes on again, "Just to let you know, the third engine has quit, but the last engine will hold us up good, we'll just take an extra 8 hours."

One blonde turns to the other and says, "Lets hope the last engine doesn't quit, or we'll be up here for days.”