TOP TEN REASONS THE FBI PROBABLY WON'T FIRE MULDER AGAIN

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by CANCER FAN
10) Has pictures of Skinner in J. Edgar Hoover's dress.
9) Under the protection of Janet Reno, because she "likes" Scully.
8) Keep in mind that this is the same organization which hired Krycek.
7) He's the only one who knows where all the restroom keys are.
6) He's protected by an invisible forcefield which is created by all living things in the galaxy.
5) Scully won't press charges.
4) All the guys in the FBI really like Tea Leoni.
3) Paranormal psychologists work cheap.
2) One word: bribery.
And number one…
He's the star of the damn show!


GILLIAN ANDERSON
and her
7th SEASON CO-STAR.



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