TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH DAVID DUCHOVNY

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by CANCER FAN
10) Someone asks if you're obsessed with David Duchovny, and you answer "YES!"
9) You refer to X-FILES episodes by the exact number of seconds in which Mulder appears.
8) You have "This space reserved for Mr. Duchovny" tattooed over your heart.
7) You actually think the episodes of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE he hosted were funny.
6) Your three kids' names? David, Davina, and Duch.
5) You've glued pictures of David Duchovny to the insides of your contact lenses.
4) You write hate mail to Rob Bowman for bossing Duchovny around on the set.
3) You wrote 20th Century Fox asking for film stills of Mulder which were edited out of each episode.
2) Favorite Bible character? King David.
And the number one sign you're obsessed with David Duchovny...
You're on the staff at Entertainment Weekly.


See what I mean?



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