MULDER'S TOP TEN EMBARRASING MOMENTS

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by CANCER FAN
10) The time he busted into Skinner's office after hearing screaming, and it was just Skinner and his secretary.
9) The time in Marita Coverubias' office he had trouble standing up after sitting across from her for a half hour.
8) The time Janet Reno grabbed his butt and asked if "this seat's taken".
7) The time he accidentally referred to Scully's sister as "that goofy crystal babe", at her funeral.
6) The time he tried to write a top ten list that wasn't very funny, but posted it anyways.
5)The time he was in front of a Congressional sub-commitee and he accidentally referred to Senator Fred Thompson as Joe Don Baker.
4) The time he caught Pendrell alone in his office with a photo of Scully.
3) The time he sent Skinner an order form for "Forrest Hump" and Porno Warehouse a copy of the report on the Fenig abduction.
2) The time the Lone Gunmen did a surveillance sweep of his apartment and found Blow-UpWanda.
And number one...
The episode "Demons".



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