CIGARRETTE SMOKING MAN'S TOP TEN FAVORITE CONSPIRACIES AND DASTARDLY DEEDS
by CANCER FAN
10) Getting Ross Perot on the ballot in all 50 states.
9) Keeping the original video version of STAR WARS from being available in the widescreen format.
8) Getting Rush Limbaugh on the air.
7) Keeping Rush Limbaugh on the air.
6) The declining success of Disney movies.
5) Making Vito Corleone's death look like it was from natural causes.
4) Spam.
3) Keeping me from getting the SCI-FI Channel.
2) Introducing Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky.
And CSM's favorite conspiracy/dastardly deed...
Getting himself mentioned in that Bare-Naked Ladies song.
Little known fact...
GILLIAN ANDERSON
originally auditioned for the part of the
Cigarette Smoking conspirator.