TOP TEN SEASON SIX PLOT TWISTS
by CANCER FAN
10) Mulder's new Congressional contact is Senator Bulworth.
9) Scully finds out that Emily was actually Lori Petty's daughter.
8) Langely, Beyers, and Frohike change their names to Larry, Moe, and Curly, respectively.
7) Skinner kicks Janet Reno's @$$.
6) Cancer Man kicks Well-Manicured Man's @$$.
5) Krycek kicks his own @$$.
4) Mulder learns that L.A. sucks worse than Vancouver.
3) Agent Spender receives a personality transplant from the late Agent Pendrell and spends the rest of the series being nice.
2) The newest Consortium genetic experiment goes horribly wrong...'cause pig and elephant DNA just won't splice. (Haven't they ever heard that song by LoverBoy?)
And number one...
Mulder cancels his subscription to CRACK WHORE magazine.
Yes, two South Park jokes in a row!
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