TOP TEN LINES CUT FROM THE X-FILES MOVIE.

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by CANCER FAN
10) "Damn! Why won't this cell-phone work inside a metal refrigerated room located underground?"
9) "Hey…it's the spaceship from THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO!"
8) "Scully, quitting the FBI only makes you cuter!"
7) "If you're late again, your grandson won't be the only one with broken legs, sourpuss."
6) "Actually, Mulder, I kind of hope those things ARE giant containers of jiffy-pop. I'm hungry."
5) "Hello, my name is Marita Couverubias."
4) "Boy, this Dr. Kurtzweil guy sure has a lot of episodes of DOCTOR WHO on tape!"
3) "Mulder, I know where your sister is..."
2) "Hey, Beyers, how come there weren't any rumors on the internet about seeing your bare butt?"
And number one…
"F--- you, Mulder."



"F--- YOU, MULDER!"



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