TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING AN FBI SPECIAL AGENT.

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by CANCER FAN
(number one written by A.B.)
10) The company cars are always this year's model.
9) Law enforcement groupies.
8) Getting to be near Scully (sorry, ladies).
7) Free parking at the crime scene of your choice.
6) The Assistant Director is one fine hunk of man (sorry, guys).
5) One day out of every month you're allowed to try on one of J. Edger Hoover's dresses.
4) You can go anywhere in the world before the next commerical break.
3) No matter how many times you're reassigned, you always get your old job back.
2) You can decorate your office however you want.
And number one...
You get to take your hand-cuffs home at night.


"We want you, we want you,
we want you as a new recruit..."



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