TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT BEING AN FBI SPECIAL AGENT.

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by CANCER FAN
10) You can't even go to the bathroom without being attacked.
9) People all over the world post fake nude pictures of you on the internet.
8) The odds of your being kidnapped increases exponentially.
7) You're always getting hauled before review committees for no apparent reason.
6) You can't show any sexual interest in your partner, even if they're really hot.
5) You have to pay for all those personal home/apartment surveillance sweeps out of your own pocket.
4) Blood and alien ooze stains never come out of those expensive clothes.
3) The odds of your being given some weird-@$$ disease increases exponentially.
2) It is required you see your boss with his shirt off (which I suppose may or may not be a bad thing...).
And the number one bad thing about being an FBI special agent...
Despite your credentials, not even the guy who runs the front desk at the local Motel 6 will give you a straight answer.


Scully and Mulder can't even get
a straight answer from
cartoon people...



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