TOP TEN REASONS DAVID DUCHOVNY WILL LEAVE THE X-FILES

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by CANCER FAN
10) Needs time to finish his Ph.D. so that he'll be the most educated unemployed actor in Hollywood.
9) It sounded like a good idea after David Caruso did it.
8) Can't deal with the fast paced life of an overpaid actor.
7) After hits like Kalifornia and Playing God, who can blame him?
6) Doesn't like being the object of the fantasies of millions of women.
5) Crazy enough to trade spending time with Gillian Anderson for spending time with Tea Leoni.
4) Thinks its time to make his dramatic return to professional basketball.
3) Upset that he only makes $10,000 more an episode than his co-star.
2) Doesn't get the same thrill from bitching about his job that he used to.
And the number one reason David Duchovny will leave the hit television show, The X-FILES...
Two words: BIG BABY.


"I'm so full of hot air,
I can inflate this tire!"



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