TOP TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE LONE GUNMEN

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by CANCER FAN
10) Collectively own every album George Clinton ever made.
9) Their kung-fu can be beat by a swift BOOT TO THE HEAD!
8) Are secretly the voices of HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
7) Kick-@$$ at STAR TREK trivia. (Including 7 of 9's measurements and Shatner's brand of toupee).
6) Are responcible for 39.6% of all websites.
5) Are split on whether THE FIFTH ELEMENT sucked, but all liked MEN IN BLACK.
4) Not only know all the lines from STAR WARS, but have the closing credits memorized, too.
3) Not only know where Jimmy Hoffa is, but have his e-mail address.
2) Split on their opinion of Scully, but all have came to the conclusion that XENA RULES!
And the number one little known fact about the Lone Gunmen...
They can write a funnier top ten list than the one you've just read.



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