TOP TEN CASES REJECTED BY MULDER AND SCULLY

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by CANCER FAN AND MRS. KRYCEK
10) What was Bill Gates arrested for?
9) Why do dogs lick themselves that way?
8) Letterman's hair.
7) Why can't Marvel Comics get a decent movie made (besides BLADE)?
6) Are you gonna eat that?
5) Sandra Bullock's career.
4) Why was ARMAGEDDON such a bit hit?
3) Why is Professor Steiniche so boring?
2) Why did Comedy Central cancel MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, but DR.KATZ is still on the air?
And number one...
President Clinton's poll numbers.



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