TOP TEN THINGS YOU WON'T SEE ON "SECRETS OF THE X-FILES"
(from the home office of the Fox Network) Censors

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by g-Girl

10) Scully sculpting the Devil's Tower from cadaver intestines.
9) Cigarette Smoking Man going to the corner for more smokes.
8) Skinner hitting Holly back after she kicked him.
7) Mulder and Scully investigating the two headed monster in the Antarctic while waiting to be rescued.
6) Janet Reno patting A.D. Skinner on the tushie.
5) Krycek, wearing a pink tutu, running from some guy, suspicious dressed like Mulder, who's yelling "I'm gonna kill you Krycek."
4) The Fatman brushing his teeth.
3) The rest of Frohike's wardrobe.
2) How Deep Throat got his code name.
And the final thing the Fox Network Censors won't let you see on "Secrets of the X-Files"...
Mulder's, uh...., interesting video collection:
Close Encounters of the 69th Kind, The French Connection, When Bimbos Attack, and Nurse Nancy Does Washington.



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