TOP TEN REJECTED X-FILES PLOTS

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by CANCER FAN
10) Mulder resigns from the FBI to become a pimp for the Lone Gunmen.
9) Scully falls in love and has a normal, caring, healthy relationship with a man.
8) Mulder falls in love and has a normal, caring, healthy relationship with a man.
7) Skinner gets abducted, receives an anal probe, and decides he likes it.
6) Somebody FINALLY kills Rat-Boy.
5) Deep Throat comes back from the dead and teaches Cancer Man the true meaning of Christmas.
4) X comes back from the dead and becomes a mentor to a group of young, undercover police detectives.
3) Scully finally realizes that she's smarter than Mulder.
2) After a lightsaber dual, Cancer Man reveals that he's actually Mulder's father, Anakin.
And number one...
Mulder finally exposes the secret conspiracy, only to discover that NOBODY GIVES A RIP.



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