TOP TEN REASONS THE NEW SEASON WILL BE STARTING LATE
(1998 EDITION)

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by CANCER FAN
10) Ryder Rental Truck company wouldn't rent any trucks to the production company for the move to L.A. (They were afraid the producers would have the trucks blown up.)
9) FOX network executives just love screwing with the fans.
8) Filming couldn't start until there were enough diapers on the set for David Duchovny.
7) Gillian Anderson is too cute to have to go back to work in August.
6) Chris Carter wanted to wait until after the Fight the Future videos went on sale so he could see if he had any fans left.
5) Filming delayed because Duchovny insisted on starting a fight with every person on the set who said something bad about Tea Leoni's performance in Deep Impact.
4) Duchovny needed a week in the hospital after Gillian wooped his @$$. (See #5.)
3) The scripts were abducted.
2) The scripts were returned, but they sucked.
And number one…
Three words: "Long f-----g vacation."



HEY! QUIT MONKEYING AROUND,
YOU TWO,
AND GET BACK TO WORK!


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