TOP TEN REVELATIONS IN THE SIXTH SEASON PREMIERE.

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by CANCER FAN
10) After returning from Antartica, Mulder quit the FBI became a campaign worker for Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
9) The Lone Gunmen have started new careers as news analysts for the FOX NEWS CHANNEL.
8) Cancer Man "got around" alot in the 60's, and fathered most of the FBI's corps of special agents.
7) Skinner was a runner-up to play Professor Charles Xavier in the upcoming X-MEN movie.
6) Agent Spender isn't as big an @$$ as everyone once thought...he's a BIGGER ONE!
5) Couverubias got her job by sleeping around. (Oh wait...this is a list about revelations, not well known facts! Nevermind.)
4) Scully really hates it when the people using the computers next to hers are being so loud she can't concentrate on writing funny top ten jokes.
3) So does Mulder.
2) Chris Carter just isn't very happy with himself and can't go on living.
And number one…
Mulder and Scully didn't really almost kiss, they were actually re-enacting their least favorite scenes from Titanic...okay, that's too much of a stretch.
Forget it.
It must have really happened.
Damn.



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