ALEX KRYCEK'S TOP TEN PICK UP LINES

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by CANCER FAN
10) "Ever been with a great man?"
9) "'Krycek' is Russian for 'love toy'."
8) "How about we go somewhere and pour black oil over each other?"
7) "Ever heard what they say about guys with one hand?"
6) "If more of my comrades had known about babes like you, there wouldn't have been a Cold War.""
5) "Didn't we once assasinate someone together?"
4) "I know David Duchovny."
3) "Ever done it inside a UFO?"
2) "Do you have a little Russian in you? Would you like to?"
And number one…
"You know, the world's going to end soon...how about going out with a bang?"



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