TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ANAL X-PHILE

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by CANCER FAN
10. You mourn the day you accidentally taped over the episode "3".
9. You bought all of the home videos, even if you already had them taped from when they aired.
8. You bought all three versions of the movie (DVD, VHS-pan&scan, and VHS-letterbox).
7. You bought the Fight the Future movie magazine, despite the fact that you hated that damn movie.
6. You have all your episodes taped not only in their original aired order, but also taped alphabetically, and by subject.
5. You've bought every issue of the expensive, yet worthless, official magazine.
4. You've bought any issue of the expensive, yet worthless, official magazine.
3. You cry yourself to sleep after watching any episode that uses an actor who's already played a different character in a previous episode.
2. You've bought the bootlegged blooper reel several times in hopes of getting a better quality copy.
And number one...
Anyone who interrupts you while you're trying to watch a new episode mysteriously disappears and is never heard from again.



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