TOP TEN THINGS AGENT SCULLY DOES EVERY DAY THAT WE (THE VIEWERS) NEVER SEE

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by CANCER FAN
10) The two hours a day she spends on the stairmaster to get a body like that.
9) Practicing saying "Oh my God, Mulder!" and "NO!" in the mirror.
8) Flipping off Mulder while he's NOT LOOKING.
7) Pretending not to notice Skinner checking out her butt.
6) Trying to figure out how to pay off her student loans when she doesn't make nearly as much as the MEN in the FBI do, even though she works twice as hard.
5) Reading Raul Bloodworth spy novels. (Probably while she's on the stairmaster.)
4) Trying to find the right perfume that will repulse Frohike without bothering anyone else.
3) Flipping off Mulder WHILE he's looking.
2) Prank calling the CIA.
And number one...
Buying hair dye.


TWO hours a day on the stairmaster?
You be the judge.



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