TOP TEN LINES I HOPE I NEVER HEAR (presented in "Guess who said it!" format)

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by CANCER FAN
10) "Mulder, have you ever heard of John Holmes?"
Answer: Scully.
9) "So why do they call you Deep Throat?"
Answer: Mulder.
8) "My usual brand comes from this guy who sells out of the back of his van..."
Answer: Cancer Man (gettin' ready to roll some...whoooh!).
7) "Yeah, I want cheezy poofs."
Answer: Frohike to Langley (probably go well with cheese steaks).
6) "This is top secret so...uh, ah screw it, just don't show it to your mom."
Answer: CSM to Mulder during the final episode when CSM reveals the secrets of time, space, and the universe to Mulder.
5) "$19.95, and it even came with instructions."
Answer: Byers talking about a new computer program he bought out of the back of a magazine (not a sex toy).
4) "Hey, worked for Patrick Stewart."
Answer: Skinner (no kidding!).
3) "It makes it really hard to drive when my turn signals are shorted out."
Answer: Krycek.
2) "Mulder, I hate to lecture you on popular culture, but nowadays when a magazine has an article on 'Foo Fighters', they're probably talking about the band."
Answer: Scully, queen of punk rock.
And number one...
"Wanna go undercover?"
Answer: Frohike to Scully.



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