SCULLY'S TOP TEN EUPHEMISMS FOR DEATH

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by CANCER FAN
10) Bought the hair dye.
9) Joined Pendrell.
8) Opened the wrong X-file.
7) Went to the big J. EDGER HOOVER BUILDING in the sky.
6) Meeting Deep Throat.
5) Watched his last porno. (Oh, wait, that's one of Mulder's!)
4) Found the truth.
3) Pissed off Chris.
2) Did a Max.
And number one…
Was abducted by God.



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